Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Madonna Holiday (Christmas Bells Mix)


Here's a white-label remix complete with synthesized jingle bells that successfully turns Madonna's 1983 hit into a holiday favorite for 2012. (Certainly a favorite of mine!) It's included on my Merry Happy dance-music Christmas cd-r promo. So break out the egg nog, shake yer booty & start your holiday party early, my friends! December has arrived! Celebrate!!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

charo ~ mamacita, donde esta santa claus 1978 disco version salsoul


It isn't Christmas season, as far as I'm concerned, until Charo sings "Mamacita,Donde esta Santa Claus?" It rings the holidays in in a majorly disco way. Sure, it was made in 1978 & swept through the holiday dance floors back then, but I consider it a perennial classic. Makes me wanna bust a move for Santa, know what I mean? So listen, groove on it & get up and dance. Production by the classic Salsoul Orchestra!

Charo is and always was a cutie. Love her perhaps exaggerated Spanish accent. Did you know she studied under Segovia (ahem, cuchi-cuchi!) and is considered a musical genius on the guitar?

Happy holidays!

Monday, November 28, 2011

Joan Crawford Christmas Mix

Joan. Christmas. Perfect together. Especially as remixed here by Stevers62. It says dance mix over at Youtube. Don't think I could actually dance to it but maybe Christina could. See what you think. From Joan's Lux radio show. (Recreated & portrayed in the film Mommie Dearest.)

Fagtastic Too Outta Bay Ridge, NYC


If John Waters thinks Baltimore is offbeat, he should visit Bay Ridge. And let me tell one and all, I'm thrilled to be living here in an apartment five or six times my Village digs in Manhattan. Windows, windows, windows; closets, closets, closets! I'm still stunned by the grandeur of it. An entire "dressing room?" You bet. (And you know I'm feeling all Crawfordy over it!)

But what would Mr Waters (who is doing a Christmas act at BB King NYC on Dec. 19 & 20) think about this area's being the home of the 99cent stores as well as home to the illegal u-turn and 3-point turn, which occur, indiscriminately, every minute it seems? Not to mention the huge, white turkeys stalking about in the florist window display directly across the street from me!

I went over to watch the nonchalant birds Sunday morning as a Brooklynite guidette mama (perfectly made up, coiffed and dressed in a belt-hugging minidress, for churchgoing) of two young ones purred a'la Fran Drescher on The Nanny, "Oooooh, my God, kids! Look! Turrrrkeees! Reeeel turrrkeys! Can ya fuckin' believe it!" (Why am I certain she received holy communion shortly thereafter?) She took a pic with her cell. How could I not fall in love with this burg?

This weekend was very productive. Kitchen bulletin board's up, as is rubber-ducky shower curtain & bath mat. Mainly, I hooked my audio system up and created my first promo cd since September.

April's Fagtastic promo still remains a popularly requested cd-r; so here comes Fagtastic Too in the same spirit. First up is the Betty White version of "I'm Still Hot" by Luciana, which hit #1 on Billboard's dance chart.

I followed that with a club mix of Adele's "Someone Like You," followed by a promo I have of Madonna's new number, "Give Me All Your Love" (Saint Ken mix), bound to reach your dancefloor and radio in December.

Then, another advance preview of Deborah Cox's latest outing,"If It Wasn't for Love."

Kathy Sledge, of Sister Sledge ("We Are Family") follows with her Billboard dance charter, "Give Yourself Up," preceding the unreleased Almighty 2010 remix of Cher's "Believe."

Other highlights include Erasure's "Be with You," already a dance smash in Europe; Selena Gomez's catchy "Love You Like a Love Song," and the divine, hi-nrg "Love SOS" by the stalwart Pepper Mashay.

Bay Ridge inspires me; more space assists my work; I expect the neighb influence will only make me more edgy and adventurous (though upbeat) on future cd-r promos.

I'll hate to see those turkeys go. Maybe they'll bring in elves for the next display. We'll see.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Mele Kalikimaka/Bing Crosby & the Andrews Sisters

Yes, Christmas is on the way. And what better way to mellow out than listening to the fabulous Hawaiian-influenced song, "Mele Kalikimaka" as originally popularized by Bing & the Andrew Sisters. Hope it runs through your heads so you don't shop till you drop.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Lady Gaga - White Christmas (Live from A Very Gaga Thanksgiving)


Lady Gaga, on her ABC-tv Thanksgiving special in America, did a jazz version of "White Christmas" that I find extremely charming. First off, she looks as if she's channeling Barbra Streisand. From the head movements, fluttering hand gestures, right down to the very manicured fingernails, dahlings! Secondly, movement into the jazz genre of music is a revelation regarding her versatility as an artist, and a true holiday treat for audiences. We previously heard Gaga channeling Billie Holiday when she did the "Lady Is a Tramp" duet with Tony Bennett, but this is further evidence her vocal talents are not limited to the disco and rock genres (though I love huh in both). So here is Lady Gaga doing "White Christmas," including a verse she added herself.

Friday, November 25, 2011

The Puppini Sisters - Jingle Bells


The Puppini Sisters are here to getcha in the mood. For the holidays, I mean. In their inimitable style. This track is not part of their popular Christmas album. Originally released as a promo single in the UK, now available to download on iTunes & Amazon.com.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

RONNIE SPECTOR & DARLENE LOVE, Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree (1992)


Thanksgiving dinner's over and tomorrow, in America, it's Black Friday: the unofficial first day heading toward Christmas when merchants hope to go into the black due to holiday shoppers. Many people in the USA have Thanksgiving and the following day off work, adding up to a four-day holiday weekend.

So, we're all heading toward Christmas now, all around the globe, and it's time for some good, hard to find holiday music. First up: the first and only (I believe) duet between Phil Spector's divas Ronnie Spector and Darlene Love, covering the famed Brenda Lee rock'n'roll Christmas number. It's a great production I think you'll all enjoy.

Ronnie will be singing, on Black Friday, at the lighting of the South Street Seaport Christmas tree. Her Christmas show, in New York City this year, will be at The Cutting Room in the Flatirons District. Darlene Love will again be at B. B. King's NYC, which I already have tickets to.

So, here are two legendary rock'n'roll women joining forces for the first and probably only time to wish us all a Merry Christmas.

By the way, if in NYC, doing your gift buying, stop in Rainbows & Triangles on 8th Ave. between 19th & 20th Streets for great cds and, at this time of year, Christmas music and other fabulous gifts to make the season gay.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Solid Seasonal Songbirds

One thing I can say about England's The Puppini Sisters is that they sure know how to serve up camp with class. In the girl-group tradition of the Boswell and the Andrews Sisters in terms of their style, The Puppinis are actually not sisters at all; at least not by blood. But they carry on the swing and big-band tradition. Their latest outing is Hollywood. Sisterhood is, obviously, very powerful as they harmonize their way through songs from popular movies, concentrating largely on the American cinema, circa 1950s through early '60s.

They come out swingin' with the big-band richness of "Hollywoood," an original song displaying their delightful harmonies. It immediately made me relax, feeling this would be a completely enjoyable and professionally proficient experience, and my hunch was proved right.

Part of the Puppini magic lies in the fact that everything they cover gets a distinctly 1930s/40s treatment, whether it's "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" or Beyonce's "Crazy in Love" or The Bangles' "Walk Like an Egyptian." On last year's grand Christmas cd, they did an incredible swing makeover of Elton John's "Step Into Christmas." The gals are smart, sassy and full of serio-comic irony. There's a sly sweetness to their endeavors.

So much I admired on "Hollywood": A bang-up production by Fred DeFaye, the ingenious use of the theremin (frequently reserved for adding eerie effect to sci-fi and horror film scores) on "Moon River," and an exquisite choice of songs generally.

You can download "Hollywood" from Amazon.com, but you can buy it at stores (Barnes & Noble, for example) & get the very nice booklet of liner notes and artwork.

An exquisite choice of songs has, certainly, always been the forte of romantic balladeer Judy Collins' albums for decades. Her latest cd, "Bohemian" is not any exception.
Judy's in fine form on her newest cd, from her Wildflower label. Her crystal-clear voice is ageless as she croons to us soothingly like Mother Earth herself.

She opens with a haunting, self-penned tune entitled "Morocco" and follows that by including a Joni Mitchell song, "Cactus Tree." Judy has famously covered Joni before ("Both Sides Now," "Chelsea Morning") and so it's touching to have her dulcitly interpret Ms Mitchell once more. Collins has sung this live for years but here she is joined by Shawn Colvin and the harmony is oh so sweet.

Other Collins favorites like Jimmy Webb, Woody Guthrie and Jacques Brel are embraced on this cd and interpreted with great heart and voice. Collins' songs about her son, Clark's suicide ("Wings of Angels") and her mother's death from Alzheimer's ("In the Twilight") are beautifully heartbreaking, as is Collins' final number, "Big Sur." The 72-year-old singer therein reflects on her mortality:

"Please pray for me, you padres of the ocean/
pray I find my heart among the waves./
For freedom's left me panting for the bondage,/
and you can see the life beyond the grave."

Again, available for download but the cd comes with a pamphlet of recommended liner notes, art & credits you might want to have.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Ciao! Manhattan

Ciao! Manhattan is the name of a 1972 avant-garde film starring Edie Sedgewick as Susan Superstar and its title appropriately conveys my sentiments as I pack and prepare to move, after 18 years in my cramped, little apartment in Greenwich Village, to a much larger floor-through in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. I put up with the lack of room lo these many years because of the convenience of location and because the Gay Pride march passed right in front, so it was always a perfect spot to watch, have friends over, have food and drinks on hand, and have the use of a toilet for everyone's convenience. But now the time has come to say goodbye and move on.

12 Fifth Avenue is located off 8th Street, just one block away from the Washington Arch in Washington Square Park. If I stood in the middle of the road outside my building, this would be the view:
But now my motto of "location, location, location" seems played out, and it's time to embrace "space, space, space," as I have outgrown 12 Fifth not only in terms of material things that have overwhelmed the square footage, but subjectively on emotional and psychological levels.
I'm a Jersey boy. And, growing up 20 miles from Manhattan, it was always the place that I wanted to move to. I started coming into "The City," as we called it (synonymous with Manhattan) as a child, when my mother would take me to places like the American Museum of Natural History and the Hayden Planetarium (mainly because I was so into dinosaurs and outer space, it was only natural). My grandmother enjoyed taking me, on occasion, to Radio City Music Hall, where the show consisted of a major motion picture release on the big screen and a live extravaganza by The Rockettes. We always took the bus in, and I always got a thrill the moment I set foot in the Port Authority bus terminal. Hell, I even got a thrill boarding the bus, knowing it was en route to New York City.

School field trips introduced me to places like The Cloisters and Grant's Tomb. Culturally, intellectually and just for pure fun, Manhattan was where it was at! As a pre-teen, reading about Bob Dylan, Judy Collins and other folkies; and the beat poets like Paterson, NJ's own Allen Ginsberg,
and Jack Kerouac, all of whom emerged from the beatnik culture, enticed me. (Side note: Allen's father, poet Louis Ginsberg, was one of my Mom's high-school English teachers.) I pictured myself in the Village, leading a Bohemian artist's life. It was a romantic and callow dream, but one I felt I'd one day pursue.

In high school, it was Broadway and off-Broadway shows I was then exposed to, and a new aspect of the dream took hold: the Theater!

"New Jersey is death, The City is life," my friend Vinny used to say. And I shared his opinion that life in our small city in Jersey was stifling us but, in Greenwich Village, we could live the unfettered, creative Bohemian life; the good life! One of us did. It was me.

After college at the University of Colorado (where I was active writing for The Colorado Daily, the campus and Boulder community free paper), I moved to New York, performed in cabaret, screened my underground super-8 movies starring friends, had some articles on pop music and film, and some poetry, published. I even returned to NJ to read my poems in the Paterson Public Library as first runner-up for the William Carlos Williams Poetry Award. Mom was in attendance.

In the movie, Saturday Night Fever, John Travolta (another Jersey boy) and Karen Lynn Gorney's characters long to leave their working-class Brooklyn lives and flee to Manhattan where they can make it big-time. (In fact, "Saturday Night Fever" largely takes place, and was filmed, in Bay Ridge.) This reinforced the idea that living in Brooklyn would just be like living in NJ; I'd just be one of those unfulfilled bridge-and-tunnel people. It reiterated Vinny's mantra that "New Jersey is death, The City is life," and, by association, Brooklyn or any borough outside Manhattan would mean a living death, too.

By the way, the disco in that film with the famously lit-up dance floor was shot on-location at what was then Odyssey disco, later to change its name to Spectrum when it reincarnated itself as a popular gay club. I had many fun nights at Spectrum in the 1990s and saw great club acts, like The Village People, Hazell Dean and Carol Jiani, as I danced on that iconic floor. Spectrum/Odyssey is located in Bay Ridge. (Spectrum still exists, this time round with an urban-reggae-gangsta orientation.)

Anyhow, times change. Soaring rentals for Manhattan residences have forced many struggling artists out to other boroughs. Since the 1980s, Greenwich Village has become increasingly more yuppie-fied, less Bohemian, less seductive. Struggling artists have made the exodus beyond the parameters of the island-city of Manhattan. And my teenage dreams about The City have become outmoded, so it's time to put them on the shelf.

Now, Bay Ridge may not exactly be a new Bohemia but I've also long outgrown the Bohemian-lifestyle ideals of my youth. My quality of life will improve and I'm at a point in time where that's important to me. So, it's time to say farewell to the old and hello to the new, fresh and exciting. Buon giorno, Bay Ridge and Ciao bello, Manhattan!

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Dance to Dominique by The Singing Nun

The holidays are near, so it's time for a little camp religiosity. And what could make our hearts sing out more than the 1964 smash radio hit, "Dominique," by The Singing Nun (Belgium's sister Jeanine Deckers)? Now, Jeanine had a lot of issues with the Catholic church. Plus, she was a lesbian. Sadly, in 1985, she and her long-time companion committed suicide with an overdose of barbiturates and alcohol. She was 51.

Here's the hot dance version of her song as it was remixed in the '90s:

And Debbie Reynolds' cover (in English, of course) from the totally artificial, Hollywood movie version of The Singing Nun, though Debbie's voice is a pleasure to listen to:


Happy holidays, sisters!

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Presenting Ms Gloria Gaynor

If there is a theme song for me at this precise point in my life, surely it would have to be Gloria Gaynor's eternal disco smash-hit, "I Will Survive." I've been through a significant number of personal tragedies and traumas in the past few months, but now things are finally starting to look up. I think I'd qualify to be on the old tv game show, Queen for a Day, if not for the gender barrier.

On that 1950s series, housewife contestants spoke, often through uncontrolled sobbing, about their recent financial, physical and/or emotional hard times. Their distress was gauged by the response on an audience applause meter. The deeper the tsuris, the more thunderous the applause! The "biggest loser," as it were, would become Queen for a Day, given a crown to wear, seated on a velvet throne, handed a bouquet of long-stemmed roses to embrace as tears streamed down her face, just like the reigning beauty queen in a pageant (or the Hunchback of Notre Dame at the Feast of Fools)! She also received prizes for being a hopeless wretch like a washer, dryer or a vacuum cleaner. It was a particularly sado-masochistic experience (the crown should have been made of thorns) and a forerunner of today's reality-tv shows.

For all us Queens for a Day, disco queen Gloria Gaynor is our patron saint when she belts out "I Will Survive." And that she did Saturday night at B.B. King's Blues Club in New York. "I Will Survive" is one of the best-known dance songs ever, a timeless international sensation and a celebration of inner strength and the ability to move ahead in the wake of adversity. Although literally about surviving the end of a love affair, it strikes a nerve with everyone who has ever gone through hard times and was made stronger by them.

The deluxe, extended version performed at the end of Ms Gaynor's set was extremely powerful and electrifying, worth the price of admission alone. GG virtually turned the packed house of seated patrons into a disco of enthusiastically dancing, prancing party people.

Ms Gaynor looked fantastic and quite youthful in basic black with a change of sparkly overlays. Her resonant, rich voice is practically a force of nature. She opened with her disco cover of "Going Out of My Head (Over You)" that was immediately engaging, and then launched into her Gay Pride fave, "I Am What I Am" (from the musical, La Cage aux Folles), followed by her 70s club and radio hit, "Never Can Say Goodbye." An awesome start!

Other highlights included songs from the Grammy Award-winning singer's brand new album, the 2003 club favorite "I Never Knew" and her encore, "Just Keep Thinking About You," a dance hit from 2001 that boasted an outstanding remix by our boys at Almighty in the UK, as well as a house music cover of The Supremes' "Stop in the Name of Love."

Known as a dance-floor diva, Glo naturally strives to show her versatility. It is here that she drops the disco ball, however. Throwing in well-worn ballads like "The Way We Were" and "Killing Me Softly" just don't live up to the rest of her set, no matter that she belts them out with flawless conviction and style. Meanwhile, beloved dance songs for which she's known ("Anybody Wanna Party?, "Honey Bee," "Casanova Brown," "Substitute" or her disco version of "How High the Moon") were disappointingly excluded from the night's set in favor of rather random pop tunes.

Ms Gaynor nonetheless ruled the stage with an easygoing, casual and smoothly professional presence and grace, accompanied by her band and back-up vocalists par excellence. It was an overall exciting and rousing night of entertainment. But she shouldn't shy from her disco dominance one iota. She is what she is, a disco diva on top of the mirrorball. Gloria Gaynor wrote the foreward to Johnny Morgan's magnificent book, Disco: The Music, The Times, The Era (described in greater detail in my blog entry, "Eye Candy"); she wrote it with wit, intelligence and an obvious love of disco as a musical genre. She is very much aware of her iconic status in that genre and, to paraphrase "I Am What I Am," what she is needs no excuses.

Gloria Gaynor has survived and she has resurrected the upbeat and all-inclusive joy of disco music for a new generation. She is not just Queen for a Day, but Queen for all time when it comes to the eternal beat of the dance floor.

Below, Ms Gaynor at the Crimea Music Fest earlier this year:

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Stalled on Billboard

Some things are just frustrating. Like trying to find the time (and money) to do all the stuff that, in your heart, you want to do. Mostly because I'm moving and need to spend time packing up, deciding what to get rid of and all, I had to forego the opportunity to see a friend make his modeling debut on a runway event at the historic Chelsea Hotel last night. It would have been a fun evening but, sigh, just like Robert Frost, I have promises to keep.

Another frustrating thing was this morning's Billboard Top 25 Dance/Club tunes. Erasure poked their heads in at #25 last week with "When I Start (to Break It All Down)," a song I championed on this blog back in May. It was good to find the tune turn up on the come-lately American chart, but a big disappointment for me to find it stalled at 25 this week.

Taylor Dayne's "Floor on Fire," another favorite, reached a respectable #7, now dropping to the 22nd place, when it really deserved to go all the way to the top.

Adele's "Someone Like You," which is #2 in the Top 100, came in at #24 in the club arena last week and, like Erasure, finds itself stuck in a Billboard rut, spinning its wheels at the #24 spot once again. (I particularly like Joe Gauthreaux (that's a lot of vowels!) & Brian Cua's remix on this number, incidentally.)

Wynter Gordon's sprightly and infectious "Buy My Love" receives a big bounce from 26th place to 21st in more upbeat US dance chart news. Selena Gomez and the Scene soars with the nice "Love You Like a Love Song." And club mixes of Beyonce's "Countdown" lift it to 9th place from #16. The Dj Escape and Tony Collucio remix is the best of the lot.

The great C&C Music Factory is back! Its new incarnation as CnC Music Factory brings us a superb dance floor number. The ingenious Robert Clivilles, who has nothing to prove at this point in his career, was an original C&C producer along with the late David Cole. His new partner is Eric Kupper, who has worked with producers/remixers the likes of David Morales, Frankie Knuckles and the especially legendary Arthur Baker. Featured vocalist is Scarlett Santana. This is the kind of dance song that makes me want to chuck my frustrations, promises-to-keep and problems all aside, and just surrender to its power on the dance floor. (Or even just around the apartment as I pack.) I love the remix done by my Internet friend, Dj Joel Dickinson (nee Thee Werq'n B!tches) and the fabulous (ex-protege to Junior Vasquez) Jerome Farley. Available on Amazon.

Welcome back, CnC Music Factory. People, this number's gonna make you sweat!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Doppelgangers

I stumbled upon the Crawford picture (to the left) on the internet today and thought, "Hmm, that outfit looks pretty familiar. But where have I seen it?" It later dawned on me. "My God! That's Madonna's look from Desperately Seeking Susan!"

Comparisons of the two icons have been made before. Crawford ruled when silver-screen godesses were at the top of the celebrity pyramid, before the ascendance of the recording artist.

Joan and Madonna are known as difficult but respected divas by many in their different entertainment industries; both strong and determined women; both brilliant in reinventing their images so they would last in their respective careers through generations; fiercely competitive women driven by fame; among the most popular of gay icons; highly sexual, both used sex as a means to ascend to the top of their careers.

But aren't the images above, of both stars in their youth, incredibly similar; in fact, just about identical? The outfits, the hair, the make-up? I've never heard any buzz about the Desperately Seeking Susan outfit having been based on anything. And I'm not sure from what movie Joan's publicity still is courtesy of. (Could anyone comment and let us know?) I doubt the extreme similarity of images can be sheer coincidence.

What do you think?

In the below photo, an outtake for the W photo shoot in 2010, Madonna is clearly showing her age; her hot-bodied, young, naked stud not far away. As in Joan's films, Madonna's carefully controlled photo images present us with a woman who men of all ages find irresistible. Madonna is morphing into Joan in the autumn of her career. Or has she been possessed by Ms Crawford all this time?

Saturday, November 5, 2011

King of the Holidays?


There's no doubt in my mind that Jews put out the best Christmas albums. Think about it: Mitch Miller! Phil Spector! Bette Midler! Barbra Streisand! Bob Dylan! And, now, here comes Carole King a-caroling.

And while we're on the subject of Jews and Christmas, let's discuss The Sound of Music. This film has little to do with either Jews or Christmas, actually, but has become a holiday-season fave on tv. Don't get me wrong; I love the songs and the film is a guilty pleasure for me. (I always tear up when the Mother Superior (Peggy Wood) sings "Climb Every Mountain.") But does anyone really think Nazis chasing singing Christian families across the Alps was ever a huge problem worthy of this much attention?

Let's get back to Carole and her new album, A Holiday Carole. Damned if the first song isn't "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music. It's done to a samba-like arrangement and, along with that iconic voice, it really works. (I don't know how Julie Andrews feels.)

The following number is "Carol of the Bells" with full chorus back-up; quite intense. I liked very much.

Louise Goffin (daughter of Carole and her ex (legendary co-composer from their Brill Building days, Gerry Goffin)) produced this album, with radically varying results. Some of the songs are wonderful; for others -- if played in an elevator (where they'd be well suited), -- I'd press the button to get off on the very next floor to avoid any more torture. The strain, wear and tear on Carole's 69-year-old voice shows in these tracks, and the arrangements and production seem oddly mechanical and shallow. "I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm," in particular, sounds cold and shabby. "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," a song you'd think Carole could do boffo, is sadly undernourished. Don't worry about Judy Garland's and Chrissie Hynde's associations with this number; they remain unchallenged here.

I wanted, so badly, to like Carole's "Chanukah Prayer" (sung in Hebrew), because the only Chanukah song I know is "The Dreidel Song." I personally hate the whole Christmas hegemony over other spiritual belief systems, really. (Dj Buddy B won't be insisting upon overly-romanticized and inaccurate Nativity scenes being displayed, for example.) "Chanukah Prayer," sung with Louise, and Carole's grandson (Louise's son), turns out to be a big, nepotistic yawn.

Yet, there are bright moments from Ms King here,too: the calypso "Christmas Paradise," "Every Day Will Be Like a Holiday," "This Christmas," and "New Year's Day."

It's probably so hard to direct your own mom, but geez, Louise, that's what you needed to do to have a terrific holiday album from a pop diva as part of the holiday music canon. This is a mixed holiday grab-bag and a missed opportunity.

Goyem like Bing Crosby and Johnny Mathis run rings around this. Inexcusable.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

My Divas, the Recording Booth and Me

Kathy Griffin Tweeted on Halloween, in light of the hasty Kardashian/Humphries divorce: "Ok, so how many of u r changing ur Halloween costumes NOW 2 'Kim & Kris'? I'm running out 2 get stilts & an inflatable ass." Also: "Ugh! gay couples like Kim K & Kris H ruining the sanctity of marriage is the problem w the radical homosexual agend--- oh wait, oops:)" (We knew they were incompatible from the starting gate. But who wouldn't want to marry an 8-foot hunk? Take it from Buddy, though: body parts don't always measure up. Honestly, I expect the kalculating Kim knew, before her nups, what she was getting into -- and what was getting into her, as well.)

On Facebook, dancefloor divas can be truly divine and accessible when Friended. The great Carol Hahn sent me inspiring words when my Mom became seriously ill; Inaya Day thanked me for commenting on her rendition of the Gershwins' "Summertime," from a concert in Germany, on Youtube; and Amber Dirks asked us to consider casting a vote for her, as a contestant, for tv's Wives of Favor. I did just that, and she sent me such a sweet, personal thanks. She is now a finalist. (Go, Amber!)

Ah, my divas, my divas! Where would I be without them? I was raised on divas (not robbery)! Singers like Patti Page & Peggy Lee (before I moved on to Patti Smith and Kiki Dee), but movie divas, too. My grandmother practically insisted I watch films, along with her, on the tv, that starred every movie with Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Barbara Stanwyck, Claudette Colbert, et al. She even took me to the movies to see "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" I remember she sadly sighed during that film, "They used to look so beautiful!" But I watched these films and I learned. It was quite a cool education, Gran.

I have a recording of myself as a kid (around age 7), with my grandfather, in a recording booth in the Jersey shore town of Keansburg, NJ. He introduced me and I burst into a show tune; a favorite of mine at the time, punching across every line. I knew every single word! The song was "Hey, Look Me Over" from the Broadway flop, Wildcat, starring Lucille Ball. Now, if you heard Lucy sing in the movie version of Mame, perhaps you can figure out what closed the show.

Lucy was a tv diva. America's cathode-ray sweetheart but one tough broad who was so intimidating, she even frightened Joan Crawford to death when she guested on The Lucy Show. (Or was it Here's Lucy?)

But I digress as usual. Because my recording booth experience in Keansburg, NJ reminds me of the cd album I listened to last night: Don Rosler's Recording Booth. Lawrence Ferlinghetti's "A Coney Island of the Mind" might also be an apt title for this astounding concept album, with a slew of amazing vocalists. There are genuinely antique recording-booth moments nostalgically, poignantly laced throughout the songs. It's the aural version of earlier Fellini films, American-style, and it's ingenious and a total original.

Rosler's songs wistfully evoked, for me, moments of the music of Jacques Brel, Paul Simon, George Harrison, Nino Rota, Jimmy Webb; yet the songs also seem fresh in their ways; not merely nostalgic or homages to their collective influences. Available to download on Amazon, and available on cd (nicely packaged with liner notes; recommended format) from CD Baby, it has received rave reviews. Particular attention has been graced upon the lovely song, "Doris from Rego Park," posted below.

The only thing missing from Rosler's Recording Booth is my Live from Keansburg rendition of "Hey, Look Me Over!" Get with it, Don!