"I think we should dress Madonna up as my mother. Wouldn’t that be a riot?” said JFK Jr. This according to the memoir, due January 24, Fairy Tale, written by RoseMarie Terenzio, JFK Jr.'s assistant back in 1999. Such was John-John's stunningly bad-taste idea for the cover of his George magazine. Surprisingly, Madonna had the good taste to decline! Too much of an ick factor for her, dressing up as her ex's mother? (Jackie? Oh!) The only reason Madonna gave for turning down the photo op: “My eyebrows aren’t thick enough...." (My God, how thick did they have to be, honey? You were asked to impersonate Jacqueline Kennedy, not Groucho Marx!) In any event, Madonna just wasn't ready for this kind of drag.
Madonna was no stranger to portraying First Ladies, however, as she famously assayed the role of Argentina's Eva Peron in the film version of Evita. So, maybe she simply decided she didn't want to make a cottage industry of it.
All this Madonna-goes-Jackie madness was reported by The New York Post on New Year's Day, and it was that sterling periodical that Photoshopped the above image, apparently, with the caption, "IM-MADGE-INE THAT! Madonna wrote a letter turning down John Kennedy Jr.’s offer to pose as his mom for George magazine — an image that might have looked something like this." The tabloid never fails to entertain, though not always for the right reasons. I doubt George's cover would have had Madonna wearing the iconic outfit Jackie wore in Dallas on the fateful day of JFK's assasination. Leave it to The Post to push the envelope on bad taste.
“'When you want me to portray Eva Braun or Pamela Harriman, I might say yes!'” [Madonna] wrote, referring, bizarrely, to Hitler’s mistress and the British socialite who married New York Gov. W. Averell Harriman and Winston Churchill’s son Randolph," The Post lasciviously informed its readership.
Yellow journalism has its advantages, like gossip as page 3 news. Anyhow, it was Drew Barrymore who ended up on the cover of the “Women in Politics” issue, ironically dressed as Marilyn Monroe in her infamous white halter dress from when she sang “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” to President Kennedy. Kind of twisted, no? (Hey, wait a minute! "Women in Politics?" Marilyn? Go figure.)
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Monday, December 12, 2011
Crunch
Obviously, economic nervousness has hit Hollywood! Get out the accountants and the hatchet men! Crunch numbers! Crunch stars! Screw talent and popularity, let's get to the nitty-gritty that has always been the almighty dollar, because making movies in America is a business, after all.
Says the Huffington Post: "Though we may want to believe that not much time has passed since the days of 'Never Been Kissed,' in terms of Drew Barrymore, it's more like eons." Ouch!
"After a bunch of box-office flops, Barrymore has now swapped her title of America's Sweetheart for a much uglier one: The Most Overpaid Actor in Hollywood."
Forbes compiled a list of the 40 highest-paid stars in Tinseltown and how much money their movies have brought in over the last three years. They added up production budgets, and divided that by the star's pay, to come up with their "return on investment." That's how much money the studio made versus its star's salary.
Sounds like a lot of desperate number crunching and some labeling of "box-office poison," as a direct result, to me.
Barrymore emerged the Biggest Loser (and not in a good way). She returned 40 cents on every dollar she earned. Double ouch! I'm sure her agent is taking antacid tablets right now. Does this mean Drew's movies on dvd are immediately going into WalMart's bargain bin?
Directly behind Barrymore is upcoming Oscar host, Eddie Murphy, who brings in $2.70 on every dollar, followed by Will Ferrell ($3.50), Reese Witherspoon ($3.55), Denzel Washington ($4.25), Nicolas Cage ($4.40), Adam Sandler ($5.20), Vince Vaughn ($5.20), Tom Cruise ($6.35) and his ex-wife, Nicole Kidman ($6.70). You may soon be able to rent them as guests for your cocktail parties.
Drew received an Emmy nomination for her HBO tv-movie, Grey Gardens last year (holding her own against Emmy-winner Jessica Lange), her portrayal of the junior Edie Beale being nothing shy of remarkable. Is Hollywood now to hire actors strictly on the basis of box-office receipts rather than talent? Please feel free to share your views.
Says the Huffington Post: "Though we may want to believe that not much time has passed since the days of 'Never Been Kissed,' in terms of Drew Barrymore, it's more like eons." Ouch!
"After a bunch of box-office flops, Barrymore has now swapped her title of America's Sweetheart for a much uglier one: The Most Overpaid Actor in Hollywood."
Forbes compiled a list of the 40 highest-paid stars in Tinseltown and how much money their movies have brought in over the last three years. They added up production budgets, and divided that by the star's pay, to come up with their "return on investment." That's how much money the studio made versus its star's salary.
Sounds like a lot of desperate number crunching and some labeling of "box-office poison," as a direct result, to me.
Barrymore emerged the Biggest Loser (and not in a good way). She returned 40 cents on every dollar she earned. Double ouch! I'm sure her agent is taking antacid tablets right now. Does this mean Drew's movies on dvd are immediately going into WalMart's bargain bin?
Directly behind Barrymore is upcoming Oscar host, Eddie Murphy, who brings in $2.70 on every dollar, followed by Will Ferrell ($3.50), Reese Witherspoon ($3.55), Denzel Washington ($4.25), Nicolas Cage ($4.40), Adam Sandler ($5.20), Vince Vaughn ($5.20), Tom Cruise ($6.35) and his ex-wife, Nicole Kidman ($6.70). You may soon be able to rent them as guests for your cocktail parties.
Drew received an Emmy nomination for her HBO tv-movie, Grey Gardens last year (holding her own against Emmy-winner Jessica Lange), her portrayal of the junior Edie Beale being nothing shy of remarkable. Is Hollywood now to hire actors strictly on the basis of box-office receipts rather than talent? Please feel free to share your views.
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