|The devil made her do it.|
Frankly, I think Lindsay gave her best performance to date as Bette Midler's tween-aged daughter in the flop tv series, Bette. Fourteen-year-old Lindsay was only in the pilot episode, however, and was subsequently replaced by another child actress. Jane Fonda, who co-starred with Lindsay in the flop movie, Georgia Rules, told the press she had no regrets about telling Missy Lohan off on the set for her unprofessional behavior. Why, Lindsay's headlined so many flops, it should be her middle name. Lindsay "Floppy" Lohan. Or LiFloLo. Has a nice ring to it!
Lindsay's latest court date was arranged so that she could request to go to the Betty Ford clinic rather than face a harsher judgement for violating her previous rehab assignment. The judge approved the request, and Ms Lohan's now in for 90 days. Let's see how this works out. She knows everybody there, it has been mentioned, and she's already complaining about conditions.
"I look at it as a good thing. I can come back afterwards and be fully focused on work. But I think there are other things I could do instead of going to a rehab center that would benefit me more," she told Piers Morgan today. "The best thing they could do for me would be to make me go abroad to different countries and work with children."
Seriously. That's what she said. People, be prepared. There's more drama to come over the next 90 days. Lindsay loves to act out, Louise, act out! And all the world's her stage. She will next appear in Paul Schrader's erotic drama, The Canyons, opposite porn star James Deen.